More Equine Humor

Thank you, Lauren, for providing us with a selection of horse truths!


People who don't take care of their own horses will be the first ones to
tell you how to care for yours.

A handsome horse who's badly behaved will become a lot less attractive
in about 15 min.

People who think they have nothing more to learn about riding, hit the
ground the hardest.

Children and ponies are natural allies and often have identical
dispositions.

The richest horse people often look the poorest.

The closeness of a horse is one of the sweetest smells in the world.

A solitary ride through the bush is more beneficial then six months with
the best psychiatrist.

The worse a person rides the more likely they are going to blame it on
the horse.

The best thing about going to the barn first thing in the morning is
that horses don't care how you look.

If a dealer insists a horse is worth twice what he's asking he's
usually worth half that much.

The best way to appreciate how another person rides is to get on their
horse.

It is not wise to argue with something that outweighs you by 1,100 pounds.

I'd rather have a horse with a perfect mind then a perfect head.

When someone asks you if you like their horse, always say yes.

The happiest people I know own horses, dogs, cats and at least one
deranged goat.

If you're looking for the perfect horse you will never own one.

Owning a horse can either make a marriage or break it.

You shouldn't talk about your first place ribbon to someone that came in
second.

If someone says that horse is athletic, it has a BIG buck.

If we need rain, schedule a show.

I've never warmed up to someone that didn't want to walk down to the
stables.

A clean stable and a sparkling horse are among life's great pleasures.

No matter how badly behaved you are, your horse always gives you a
second chance.

A more expensive horse doesn't make a better one.

Losing a horse can break your heart, but it will have been worth it.